Most of today’s covers were found by Sneezy, who certainly plumbed some depths!
Sneezy: The dude looks distressingly like he was long hold selected from another picture and slapped on. …and with the general ambiance of the cover, the publisher’s logo looks like a pair of testies.
Amanda: I think the author font is the same one Alice Clayton used to use?
I feel like he just told that played out “tickets to the gun show” joke.
Sarah: I dislike Wine Mom Font. It looks like he dislikes it too.
Elyse: Poor guy is allergic to that deodorant.
Sneezy: This one gives me so much joy. You, too, can have your very own disco man! Wings sold separately.
Amanda: A more colorful, peacockish version of Edward from Twilight!
Sarah: 9 year old me is VERY envious of those wings and is plotting to find her own right now. Current me is helping.
Sneezy: Lots of things happening, but the main thing I’m distracted by is the random card thing. Is he holding it? Is it floating there and he’s just resting his thumb on it? Will it grow up to be a sentient rectangle eyeball?
Amanda: Oh, that card is full-on photoshopped and because it’s so bright white, that’s all my brain can focus on.
Sarah: Absolutely terrible Photoshop. And Amanda you’re right it’s the only thing to focus on and then I see how it doesn’t line up correctly.
Sarah: So smooth! So very smooth.
Shiny. Shiny and smooth.
Amanda: Anyone else getting Patrick Dempsey vibes?
Sarah: YES. It was BUGGING me. I thought maybe JFK Jr + AI art, but I think the Dempsey vibes are strong too
Sneezy: I really really hate these fonts together, and the chair gives me uncanny valley vibes.
Sarah: Also, I just need to say out loud and loudly that I do not like being stared at like this. It weirds me out. Especially because he looks confused, like he isn’t sure why I’m wearing what I’m wearing (it’s comfortable ok Mr Shiny Smooth??).
Amanda: I will also say that this one isn’t an egregious snark, but wow is it boring.
