Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From HeatherS: I want to know why Ted Cruz’s spectral head is creeping on this lady. Nightmare fuel.
Sarah: Oh, that’s VERY Creepy. Also, the titles are terrific.
Amanda: Oh yeah, that’s Ted Cruz.
Sarah: You and Heather agree, indeed it is.
Elyse: JUSTICE FOR SNOWFLAKE.
Sneezy: *aggressive cat hiss*
From Rosemary: Is that a skylight?
Sarah: Is that AI or just hellabad attempts at photoshop? Their hands, her arm, the borders – all weird.
Tara: I need a sign that says “Stop putting light text over light cover imagery.”
Sarah: Will the sign have light text over light cover imagery? Seems fitting.
Tara: Maybe, but not that yellow.
Sarah: I suppose you’re right.
Sneezy: I agree, I can’t tell if it’s AI or just poorly done. I hate everything about the fonts too. It looks like a middle school powerpoint assignment.
From Sara: Sometimes I just wanna yell “Stop staring at your peen, there’s a huge f-off bear behind you!!”
And…is there an actual love interest or his junk the titular “Plus Size Love”?
Sarah: Perhaps it suddenly is and that is why he is fascinated and alarmed?
Do you think he calls his ween “Buddy?”
Sneezy: “Heeey Buddy? How’s it going down there? I have to put on pants now, okay? Oh- don’t be mad, baby! I have to wear pants! It’s not because I’m ashamed of you! Wait, no, don’t- OW!”
From Melodie: Was the mistake standing too close to the grill when he lit it? He looks very crispy.
Amanda: This is how I prefer my toasted marshmallows.
Sarah: I too have made this mistake on not re-applying sunscreen. It’s a painful mistake but I’ve never fucked it up that badly. My goodness. He needs an ICU immediately.
Sneezy: Whichever it is, it probably required an awe inspiring amount of incompetence and/or a series of statistically improbable events.
Elyse: He’s gonna need a cream for that.
