Cover Snark: Script Font Confusion Strikes Again!


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Falling for the Scrooge Next Door by Mari Mendoza. An illustration of two faceless figures standing outside of their respective apartment doors. The word scrooge in the title is in script font, making it hard to decipher what the word actually is.

Shana: Falling for the Schooge? Snooge? Scirooge?

Claudia: Definitely Schooge!!

Sarah: I thought it said “Scnooge” and I thought a new word had been invented and I missed it.

I showed this to Adam and he can’t figure it out either.

Now it looks like Schooge.

I hate this font style so much.

Kade's Dark Embrace by Kym Grosso. The cover is a black and white photo of a shirtless dude flexing his abs and looking down at his belly button. He seems somewhat concerned.

From Linnea: Severe pectus excavatum—my medical opinion…

Sarah: Did he drop his keys or did he lose something more personal? Kade looks so bewildered.

Amanda: Is he trying to find his lost belly button?

Sarah: Or his lost shaker of salt.

Amanda: I was just explaining to my partner the hold Jimmy Buffett had on my parents.

Bold by Alana Khan. Yhe background is a graffitied metal wall. In front of it is a shirtless dude with a scruffy beard. Little fangs are peeking out from his  mouth. He has animal ears (cat maybe?) in a sandy color, long wavy hair, and fur sprouting from his shoulders.

From Darlynne: I … just …. whut?

Sarah: Is this AI? Or just some really gnarly attempts at cut and paste?

Amanda: It’s like he has a furry shawl.

Elyse: If it’s AI I’m less worried about Skynet, that’s for sure.

“Bold” is an accurate statement though.

Sarah: Look, little toofies!

Elyse: Teef!

Sarah: Wee teefies!

Love and Kerosene by Winter Renshaw. A shirtless man in ripped jeans is sitting on the floor. One knee is bent and he's resting his forehead on it. He has a lot of tattoos.

Amanda: Maybe not truly snark worthy, but he has a V for Vendetta tattoo and that made me laugh. Now I want to decode them all.

Sarah: He seems very sad. Meanwhile, I am very head-tilty confused because his left leg looks like it’s not attached to his torso correctly? Or it came off?





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