
Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Shana: Falling for the Schooge? Snooge? Scirooge?
Claudia: Definitely Schooge!!
Sarah: I thought it said “Scnooge” and I thought a new word had been invented and I missed it.
I showed this to Adam and he can’t figure it out either.
Now it looks like Schooge.
I hate this font style so much.
From Linnea: Severe pectus excavatum—my medical opinion…
Sarah: Did he drop his keys or did he lose something more personal? Kade looks so bewildered.
Amanda: Is he trying to find his lost belly button?
Sarah: Or his lost shaker of salt.
Amanda: I was just explaining to my partner the hold Jimmy Buffett had on my parents.
From Darlynne: I … just …. whut?
Sarah: Is this AI? Or just some really gnarly attempts at cut and paste?
Amanda: It’s like he has a furry shawl.
Elyse: If it’s AI I’m less worried about Skynet, that’s for sure.
“Bold” is an accurate statement though.
Sarah: Look, little toofies!
Elyse: Teef!
Sarah: Wee teefies!
Amanda: Maybe not truly snark worthy, but he has a V for Vendetta tattoo and that made me laugh. Now I want to decode them all.
Sarah: He seems very sad. Meanwhile, I am very head-tilty confused because his left leg looks like it’s not attached to his torso correctly? Or it came off?